Thursday, August 27, 2009

Stupidità/Stupidaggine

Today I was subjected to stupidity and incompetence. Annoyed me to no end. And now I'm going to turn it into an educational experience, since I can't sleep anyway.

stupidamente - stupidly
l'incompetenza, l'incapacità - incompetence
duro di comprendonio, ottuso - slow-witted
ritardato, dificiente - retarded
l'incapace, l'imbranato - wimp
fare infuriare, rendere furioso - infuriate
esasperante, che fa infuriare - infuriating

There!


Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Direct object pronouns

This is where I usually stop -- object pronouns. In any language, come to think of it. After some initial disappointments, I tried checking it out in different textbooks, which didn't help. Now I'm more inclined towards focusing on just one. It did fail me before and I still find mistakes in it, but this is the one I'm using now and that's that. So Cristina Mazzoni, Italian Made Simple, it is.


mi
ti
lo, la, La
ci
vi
li

Qesto film mi annoia.
Questo film ci annoia.
Tua madre ti chama.
Eccetera.

Well, I can handle this. Let's see, what else is there...

  • DO usually precedes verb.
  • If the pronoun is the object of an infinitive, then it becomes interesting. The infinitive drops the final -e and the DO is attached to it:
  • Sono molto contento di vederti, Susanna.
  • ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ vederla, Signora Ricci.
  • before a verb beginning with a vowell or h:
  • lo and la usually become l'
  • li and le never become l'
  • mi, ti and vi often become m', t' and v'
  • ci becomes c' only before a verb beginning with e or i

Friday, August 14, 2009

The rude

Today I was attacked by the rude. The rude didn't speak Italian. It spoke English with pretty strong and much more annoying, because it was coming from the rude, French accent. The rude inspires me, though. I'm going to turn this into an educational experience. Let's see then...

Let's start with some adjectives:

odioso, disgustoso, ripugnante - obnoxious
meschino - mean, unkind
maleducato, sgarbato, scortese (con) - rude (to)
calvo, pelato - bald

an adverb:
sgarbatamente, bruscamente - rudely

and now some nouns:

mostro - freak
deficiente - moron
idiota, stupido, fesso - twerp
psicopatico - psycho
semplicione - simpleton

Let's put it to bed then. The rude man will be forever tortured after a well aimed curse (maledizione; scagliare una maledizione contro ...), if he isn't already. And I will learn Italian.


Monday, August 10, 2009

Laura Pausini, Un Fatto Ovvio


É inutile che ormai
ti ostini a dire no
negando un fatto ovvio

Tu necessiti di me
nello
stesso modo che
anche io di te

Tu lascia che ora sia
così
prendi il sogno che ora è qui
e inizia a crederci
E non
andare mai via perchè

Fino a che rimani
sarà tu il
migliore dei miei mali, tu sarai
Di quest'anni
avari
l'oro nelle mani sarò
lo stesso anch'io per te

E basterebbe
ammattere
che
comunque quel che c'è
è
la prova più evidente

Che
un passato sterile
non
concede repliche
né al futuro né al presente

Così, ormai
non tornare indietro mai
non sacrificare noi
lo sai

Fino a che rimani
sarà tu il migliore dei miei mali, dei miei mali, tu sarai
Di quest'anni avari
l'oro nelle mani e sarò
lo stesso anch'io
lo stesso anch'io

Dei miei giorni insani
la cura nelle mani
tu sarai
lo sarò anch'io, per te

È inutile che ormai
ti ostini a dire no
negando un fatto ovvio

  • ostinarsi - to persist, persevere
  • stesso - same
  • il modo - way, manner
  • così - in that way
  • andare via - to go away
  • fino a che - until
  • migliore di - better than
  • avaro - avaricious, mean, miserly
  • l'oro - gold
  • ammettere - to admit, acknowledge
  • comunque - however, anyway
  • la prova - proof, evidence
  • il passato - past
  • concedere - to grant, to allow
  • la replica (-che) - repetition, replica

How many times can I re-read those intro chapters?!

“Che giorno è oggi? Oggi è martedì.”
“Come stai? Sto bene.”
“Di dove sei? Sono di Miami.”
“Da dove vieni? Vengo degli Stati Uniti.”

...This is another time I’m subjecting myself to the beginner type of material. There may be errors in the above because I heard it, not read it – and I’m always surprised how little I remember after those weeks when I take my breaks.

I can’t even count how many times I’ve done various Capitolo Unos in every single Italian textbook I possess – and it’s some list! In the past, I tended to get almost to the middle of the book, usually close to the chapter dealing with object pronouns, and then it was as if the passion that fuelled my studies subsided for a moment. That moment, unfortunately, was often several weeks long so by the time the passion came back, I often felt like I have to catch up and relearn what I’d surely forgotten. And there it was again – Capitolo Uno for the seventh time!

Now that I think about it, I do have a short attention span. I move furniture all the time, I change my desktop background every week and I get bored with a job quite quickly. But even though I take breaks in my Italian, I always, always come back. So I do stick with the idea – only having problems with the execution.


So far I managed to finish one textbook – Mr Danesi’s. It’s thick, has ugly drawings and an occasional mistake (which almost made me drop it once or twice). Now, that’s not to mean that I actually completed all the quizzes, solved all the cruciverbe (?) and talked to myself in Italian trying to do the oral exercises. No, no, no – but I definitely turned all the pages, studied (not learned) all the vocab and studied (not learned) all the grammar.

And I’ve done the first five chapters at least five times!

Materials that failed me so far

(...yeah, let’s say they failed me, not that I misused them...)
  • Italian Now! – Marcel Danesi
  • Italian Made Simple – Cristina Mazzoni
  • Practice Makes Perfect: Complete Italian Grammar – Marcel Danesi
  • Practice Makes Perfect: Italian Vocabulary – Gobetti
  • Italian Verb Drills – Nanni-Tate
  • Schaum’s Italian Grammar
  • Interactive Italian Grammar Made Easy – Mike Zollo, Alan Wesson
  • Super Review: All You Need to Know: Italian
  • Oxford Paravia Il Dizionario concise
  • Oxford Beginners Italian
  • Harper Collins Italian Dictionary
  • Collins Gem Italian Dictionary
  • Various courses on CD and CD-ROM

This time is going to be different...

I don’t even remember how it started. It may have been a movie. For the sake of my self-respect, let’s say it was Stealing Beauty, not Under the Tuscan Sun. I’d rather blame Liv Tyler and her adolescent, poetic and pastoral trip to Italy than Diane Lane and her post-divorce house-buying, travel-writing, pasta-cooking Tuscan peregrinations. Stealing Beauty puts me in the age group I’m much more comfortable with.

Bottom line is, at some point some years ago (I won’t go in detail at this time how many years ago – that’s a painful topic that deserves its own post, when I’m ready) I realized that Italian language makes me smile. And if something makes me smile, it’s only natural that I’d want to make it a permanent part of my life. Well, at that time I had no idea how permanent the learning stage would become.

I’ve learned languages before, although so far only English has a checkmark next to it. (Despite my obvious vocabulary and usage, if not grammatical inadequacies, I feel I mastered it enough to stop reading the dictionary on a daily basis. After all, I hold a job in which my primary function is to work with the English language.) I had a well thought-out plan of action – to proceed through the beginner, intermediate and advanced level of the language knowledge using textbooks and vocabulary lists and marking my progress as I went along. I thought that if I knew where I was, I’d know when I got there. “There” being the ability to speak, read and understand Italian like an educated native speaker (aren’t my goals lofty!?). Need I say I was wrong?
The textbooks didn’t work. I’d learn in gulps and then stop for weeks at a time. I had to redo the preliminary chapters and the intro lessons many times but the simple phrases still didn’t stick. My methods were all wrong.

So I’m starting anew.

I will chronicle my new effort to learn Italian here. I will employ new methods. And who knows, maybe the pressure of making daily reports that comes with a blog will make me regularize my learning enough to make it stick this time?